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Joke sms


What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

I’d cross the hottest desert,I’d swim the deepest sea,I’d climb the highest mountain,But I can’t come over tonight because it’s raining.

Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!!!!

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

There’s only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There’s only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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